Disclaimer: The
following post on the SJBMCPRS Report is not to be taken overly seriously, and
is purposely expressive with an intent to imply the author’s perspective (which
people are free to view if they choose to). However, the contents of this post
will contain some real-world properties and questionable language, which along
with the entirety of this post may be taken as offensive to people.
“You can't fix stupid.” – Ron White
I
am not going to lie; I am rather stupid, but not in the way that is perceived
as mentally incapable, clumsy, or whatever word is appropriate to describe
those who are more like Pinky rather than the Brain. Contrary to a stigma given
to me by doctors at a very young age, who thought I would have the mental
capacity of a toddler at the age of eighteen (18); I am quite capable of
handling myself in everyday activities and happenstances, and through
experiences have learnt when to back away when a situation turns as sour as a
jar of sweet and sour left at a rubbish tip without a lid for three (3) years.
That said however, I am no genius and I have made many stupid decisions, and
there’s an exceptional chance that I will make more irrational or shirt-sighted
decisions in the future.
The
thing is though while that can be said for anyone and that it’s a circumstance
encountered through life; I am of the opinion that I am not of sound mind when
it comes to perceiving not only myself, but also the world that I see. There is
a notion of uneasiness within myself, that perceives many matters and
happenstances as asinine. For instance; my 'good' intentions are deemed foolishly
short-sighted mentally, because I can't help but think of worse case scenarios,
only to be subsequently ridiculed in hindsight. Throughout the course of
providing posts on the SJBMCPRS Report; I have not been shy of condemning
myself, and its somewhat a cliché that this point. Heck; it’s a compulsive
trait of mine and kind of satisfying to mentally kick my own backside for all
the daft things I’ve done as well as the things I believe have gone wrong as a
result of my actions. Did I mention I am of the opinion that I am not of sound
mind?
It
is unfortunate however that I feel there is an unspeakable amount of absurdity,
not just from me but in an unquantified number of things around me. I would
like to think that the only thing ‘wrong’ in the world is me, and that every
conceivable problem will be solved with by eradication... but that’s an asinine
thought because in reality I am (somehow) not accountable for everything that
is ‘wrong’.
(Record
abruptly stopping sound) …What a terrifying realisation! In the moment, it’s
taken people to come back to their senses; the Guinness World Records has a new
record for the longest period of silence, Christmas (in 2016) has passed, and
Santa Claus has passed away from starvation due to not finding any milk and
cookies left for him to consume.
As
much as I would enjoy the completely ridiculous idea of everyone sticking their
pitchforks and torches of fire upon the World’s Nemesis (i.e. me) for the
salvation of everyone and everything... I have to concede that the problems the
world faces are quintessentially beyond my control and other people’s control
as well. The problems we as people (past, present, and future) all face are
circumstances that we over time have knowingly or unknowingly allowed to
happen. And while its super-duper easy to blame someone or lash out in fury for
things that are perceived to be ‘wrong’’ (especially
in the digital age where its to be expected of small-minded people to cry out
over trivial things that aren’t meant to offend) the reality is something
or someone is ‘wrong’ only because said thing doesn’t meet are preferences or
requirements, and that we allow ourselves to fall into an unfavourable
situation.
Now
before people take arms and break down my door with the desire to spill my
blood, ...I should stress that I don’t think what someone else is doing is
asinine, and that there are foolish as a result. I wouldn't go up to someone
and say "hey that is really stupid and your stupid because of your
stupidity". I acknowledge that people make choices that may or may not
work out, and the last thing people want is for someone to ridicule them for
every single thing that happens. Sure; I can mentally think that 'this is
asinine' or think negatively about someone, but then that's my perception. I
can't help but see things in negative ways, and I cannot prevent myself for
making assumptions about myself, and what I do that are deemed asinine.
But
let’s be more realistic now; I don’t like a lot of things, and that’s no
different from other people. I can dislike something or someone and express my
opinion just like anyone essentially can. I could write down a list of things I
would do differently opposed to something I didn’t like, and I have expressed
my thoughts often enough on the posts found on the SJBMCPRS Report. This is
nothing new, and people have their means to express themselves as well, and do
so. So would it REALLY be all that shocking that I perceive an unquantified
amount of matters as ‘stupid’, ‘wrong’, ‘not to my liking’ and so on? The
answer to that question is ‘yes’, but with a note of caution because people may
react in a manner that is disproportionate to the circumstances, i.e. people
can get offended by something that is merely expressive and not intended to
cause offense. That’s not a hypothetical scenario of extreme proportions, it is
sadly a realistic circumstance that quite frankly is scary. So with that in
mind, I will share a couple of examples of what irks me with the intention of
explaining the purpose for this post.
Aside
from disliking people in general, being in a place crammed with people, myself,
instances that disrupt my processes/flow, surprises, political correctness, and
people being naive about how ‘this video game’ is ‘offensive’ and ‘it has to be
banned’, ...all of which I have mentioned in the past in previous posts; I groan
with things that I generally like as well. For instance: I cannot stand James
Ellsworth in WWE, and I don’t like it when the WWE forces their will upon me as
a part of an audience in spite of clear opposition i.e. the insistence of Roman
Reigns (nothing against the person in
real life, but I grew up watching the product and understood why audiences were
taking a dislike to previous attempts of WWE forcing their will, and having
learned this, I can tell what’s bulls*** and who and what is preferable).
I
might be an outsider in feeling this way but there are things about Pokémon Sun
and Moon that I do not like, such as the ‘removal’ of HMs (Hidden Machines),
and the ability to teach these multi-use moves to Pokémon I WANT to use. I don’t
particularly like Charizard, I never cared or liked Machamp, Tauros, Stoutland,
and when I think of Pokémon that can swim/use Surf on water, I don’t think of
having a Lapras or a Sharpedo. Why must I use Pokémon I don’t want? Why reduce
my team of Pokémon to just battling? While its convenient that these HMs are
swapped to Pokémon that a trainer can ‘hire’ as opposed to taking up a vital
space in a Pokémon’s move list, some moves are very effective to use in battles
as well, such as Surf and Fly. Additionally, having a team in previous
generations of Pokémon games that you have to battle and help you traverse across
water and bypass obstacles likes trees and large stones makes the team feel
more crucial to you as a trainer and three (3) dimensional to the player. An
Azumarill in Generation six (6) with great HP, good Water and Fairy moves, and
can use Surf in and out of battle means a great deal to me as a player because
this Azumarill is dependable, special and endearing. In Generation seven (7)
however, an Azumarill is just another Pokemon I use for battling, that’s it,
and that goes for other Pokemon I like and would use. In Gen seven (7) the
Pokemon feel more like ...tools rather than a team of companions you can go
wherever and do whatever with in the Pokemon world. A fancy new Z-Move is
really just a waste of time and effort, when a super-effective move like Surf will
do the trick just as well. No more does this dismaying effect become apparent
when you use Machamp to bypass large stones... the player’s character/avatar looks
so lazy and entitled to be carried while the Machamp literally and visually
does the player’s bidding. Ugh! I think I’ll stick to previous generations.
Characters
like Hau and Professor Kukui are obnoxious for me. When I see those care-free
grins and happy-go-lucky theme songs associated with these characters, it feels
like I’m Dracula and I am being exposed to sunlight and holy water consistently
(which is bad!). I get it; it’s a video game that appeals to all ages (mainly
younger audiences), and therefore a smile rather than a frown upon a character
is more inviting for a player, but amongst what feels like a more serious plot
with Aether Paradise the goofy yet enjoyable Team Skull, I’d expect a more
serious tone and for characters to show appropriate emotions like Lillie and
Gladion, rather than a grinning, and energetically sociopath like Hau. I know
the player’s character isn’t much better with his/her one (1) expression fits
all look, but then the player’s character has remained universally blank for many,
many games so that the player can to imagine themselves as that character
exploring the world within the video game, thus it makes sense.
Lastly
for Pokemon Sun and Moon; the character customisation is lacklustre. Limiting
particular colours depending which version of the game you have? That’s irrational
bulls***, and the lacking variety of clothing and styles for your
character/avatar feels like a step backwards from Pokemon X and Y. There are
other points of contention here and there, but ultimately its not going to make
me angry and spew unnecessary nonsense like ’Screw you Game Freak! It’s a horrible
game!!’, because despite its faults, it’s still a tremendous Pokemon game and
without a doubt its easily the second (2nd) best game of 2016 I’ve
experienced.
The
examples given above are just a few amongst the many matters that I don’t like,
though these asinine instances are not so antagonising that I angrily complain
and rant about depending change. The reason for this is simply because I know it’s
not a deal-breaker and the straight forward solution for me is to turn my
attention elsewhere. I might not like certain elements with the WWE right now,
but then it’s never been perfect and I know that I can take the parts I want to
know and see, rather than watch the product in full filled with triteness every
week. If I hear the happy-go-lucky songs in Pokemon Sun and Moon (and in other
media), I have the option to turn the volume off and listen to something else
like the Harry Potter audiobooks, or the anime movie soundtrack for Kimi no Na
wa (Your Name). I might not like the fact that I have to get another external
hard drive for my Xbox One due to a lack of available space, but frankly with
the Xbox One I am better off with this approach rather than having to
compromise with the alternative option known as the PlayStation 4 and its more
problematic hard drive issues. I might question from time to time the absurd
reasoning for why Constructor HD, and Bloodstained: Ritual of The Night have
been delayed, but I have other options to fill the time, and that the stupidest
option I could make is to obsess over something that simply isn’t ready.
With
this in mind; I am actively trying to take this approach with other instances
and matters like going out for a meal at a restaurant/café. Personally, I think
its daft paying an arm and a leg for food that has such a fancy foreign name
that I cannot pronounce correctly, whilst feeling a little uncomfortable being
in a place where there are other people. Call me a hermit crab, but I do prefer
my own space and am content with bargain food found in supermarkets. I do
understand though that these meals at restaurants/cafes are for special
occasions and are infrequent which means I can tolerate these situations, in
spite of what I personally feel.
I
know I will have to take this approach very soon when it comes to Christmas
Day, and Boxing Day in 2016, ...and come equipped with my headphones! The
endless Christmas songs, overblown giddiness, rowdiness, and eye-rolling when I
hear the rest of my family groan that they feel their efforts and contributions
are inferior to my contributions. ...(sigh)
The reason that is stupid is because despite my family knowing that I do what I
do for occasions like Christmas and I am happy with what I receive along with
the hospitality, they STILL moan and complain when this has been a stable of
knowing for YEARS. Only they feel this is a problem, to which I say: ‘build a
bridge and get over it’, because its tedious bickering, and it spoils the occasion.
The moment my family stops groaning, is the moment I find myself confronted
with one (1) less occurrence of absurdity.
If
only other people in the rest of the world can take a chill-pill and think
before presenting themselves as irrational headless chickens. I may not watch
television and the news coverage on dedicated news programs these days, but it
doesn’t mean I am safe from the eye-rolling nonsense that transcends everywhere
else in all its triteness. Did you know about the United States presidential
election of 2016? How could I not know... it was every-freakin’-where! News
coverage, live reactions, constant analysis, slander, advertisement, campaign
videos, and so on. This was built up so much, it came across as if this was the
end of the world with a 1000 ft. Gumshoos (from Pokémon Sun and Moon) wrestling
the unrelenting Rhea (from mythology) for supremacy (okay that is an exaggeration, but it would have made the whole matter far
more interesting). Now with the
results in, and Donald ‘Gumshoos’ Trump winning the overall vote, the outcry is
STILL spouting about how the end is night and how we are doomed. I’m going to
shrug my shoulders and let whatever transpires unfold, not much I can do about
it. The majority of US voters wanted Trump as the next US President, and the
people who opposed made their decision that didn’t work out. In a way they have
all contributed to create this situation, and if anyone is to blame them my
advice is to take a good long like in a mirror. If Donald Trump does indeed
mean the end of the world, then it is what it is. Matters not to me who is the
next president of the United States, or the next Government, king or queen,
they’re all just playing pieces on the chessboard like us with the ability to
call upon the rapture, the end of days and in the meantime, contribute to the
circumstances that shape our lives. It would be more peaceful if the countless
voices across the globe providing 24/7 coverage of events zipped their mouths
and allowed a moment of respite.
Of
course, that won’t happen. If it’s not about the people ln charge of ‘running’
the world, it’s something else. In this day and age where people have video
recording mobile devices and the internet in the palm of their hands; literally
anything can spread and go viral. This is scary enough, but when a fad that
should have died away after its fifth-teen (15) minutes of fame is still being
mentioned long past its expiry date, its then I just face-palm, or as King Ross
of WhatCulture implies by saying ‘I push my fingers into my eyes’. In the same
way that tired employees feel annoyed by having to be held up from returning
home after a training session in order to fill out a questionnaire and feedback
slip asking trivial things like ‘how did you think the session went?’ and ‘what
do you think could improve future training sessions?, the exasperated and stern
glare of an tired employee wanting nothing more than to be at home will
elaborate how I feel when something so asinine is mentioned to me. This is
another level of absurdity; things like Harambe, social outrage over the 2016
Ghostbusters, VR (Virtual Reality) and every other fad that has been brought up
that should’ve keeled over and drowned in a cesspool but hasn’t, is just
another reminder of why I cannot tolerate society for long periods of time.
It’s
my perception that we as people pay attention to one (1) certain thing, and
subsequently move on the newest instance that attracts attention. While I am a
person and therefore am prone to being captivated by something, I like to think
I do not dwell on matters that are not significant to me. At most; I’ll hear
something, subsequently decide if it’s important to me, and 9/10 I turn my
attention to something else. When it comes to fads however; the publicity and
attention that draws people in prolong something that doesn’t need to be
remembered twenty (20) minutes later. I know that’s my interpretation, and I am
perfectly fine being alone in thinking this way. I will find ways to block out what
I feel is asinine (which at this point seems like quite a lot), ...just don’t
bring up an asinine matter to my face, because I may shrug it off in a coldly
manner and quote Ebenezer Scrooge by saying “Bah!
Humbug!”.
With
all this being stated, along with instances of irritations mentioned in
previous posts like my dislike for the Final Fantasy XIII trilogy, and the
ruckus caused by SJWs; it’s safe to assume I won’t be sending golly Christmas
cards out to those people and establishments who are accountable for causing
the unquantified amount of irrationality that exists. Putting it simply; the amount
of Christmas cards I would have to write and send out would be far, far too
many, as well as impractical given how many stupid things there are. Bear in
mind though that this post highlights some of my encounters with irrational
instances and events, and that number is only going to grow as events unfold on
a daily basis. Regardless whether I make any coherent sense or merely come
across as a moody self-centred monstrosity; its not just me who finds any
number of things and instances ‘wrong’, ‘unlikable’, ‘absurd’ etc. Agree or
disagree; there’s no escaping the fact that everyone has thoughts on matters,
circumstances, and happenstances that transpire. Need proof? Perhaps you will
find all the proof one’s requires through the use of the internet, and maybe
then you can interpret what you’ll find in your own way. ...Just don’t expect
to find a cure for what can be defined as ‘stupid’ because it can be applied to
anyone or anything with the slightest of effort. Its effectively everywhere!
With
the festive season drawing closer, I shall conclude this post as all of us will
need to prepare for the weeks coming. The dawn of 2017 is approaching, as to
what 2017 will mean is yet to be determined, though it is a reasonable
assumption that people everywhere will have their means of traversing across
the unfolding road ahead. I will no doubt try, as long as situations do not
turn sour, and the number of irrational instances do not overwhelm. For now; feel
free to comment or imply your own perceptions, and until next time, see ya!
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